17yr:

whenever u r sad just say “nyoom” whenever u walk around a corner it will make u feel better 100% trust me i am a doctor

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lifehacks247:

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floozys:

a thrilling story of hope, heartache and success 

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sancly:

One time in first grade I asked my teacher if I could drink water and she said to swallow my spit

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earthdad:

thank you katy perry i really see the resemblance

earthdad:

thank you katy perry i really see the resemblance

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grubsludge:

funk-dabble:

littleleahlamb2k14:

grubsludge:

bury me in armor so I’ll be ready for the skeleton war

image

ready

why is his fricking chest uncovered? that’s ppor planning right there

what are you gonna do?

stab a skeleton in the heart?

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mormondad:

Why do other ppl have my name wtf

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