snapchatting:

some of these text posts are starting to sound like facebook pages i liked in 2009

(Source: snapchatting, via la-vie-est-une--blague)

(Source: staypozitive)

budvveiser:

do you think clouds look down on people and think “that ones shaped like an idiot”

(via pizza)

slutwhat:

i laughed way too much

slutwhat:

i laughed way too much

(Source: stuckinbowserscastle, via la-vie-est-une--blague)

castielsteenwolf:

castielsteenwolf:

literally buy me a cat and i will seriously do anything you ask me to

image

this website is so fucked up

(via insertfandomnamehere)

wazowskivevo:

domino’s pizza saw the chance and they took it

wazowskivevo:

domino’s pizza saw the chance and they took it

(via kindest-badass)

fuckyeah-nerdery:

Some people handle floods better than others.

fuckyeah-nerdery:

Some people handle floods better than others.

(Source: mysticsofthelowersort, via la-vie-est-une--blague)

Teacher: "Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
Me: Someone told me to go to hell
Me: Couldn't find it at first
Me: But now I'm here